(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
SO TRUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The waitress started throwing straws at me on my birthday.. Literally chugging straws at my face.
If any of my friends do this to me on my birthday, I will shoot them all in the boob..
FUCK YOU THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO DO THIS FOR ONE OF MY BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
could have disowned all of you. but i didn’t.
It will be my birthday in exactly two months. I hope this doesn’t happen.